How to Stain Your Carpet in 6 Easy Steps

Step 1: Do laundry but have neither a dryer nor more than 2 square meters of floor space for a drying rack

Step 2: Identify the shelf stretching above your doorway as the best alternative to hang your bed-sheet

Step 3: Think it is a good idea to use bottles full of green beer as weight to hold up your sheet on said shelf

Step 4: Hurriedly enter your room and, without thinking, push the sheet to one side

Step 5: Freeze in shock as a glass bottle narrowly misses your head

Step 6: Stand in dismay in the midst of broken glass, green liquid, and an overpowering smell of woodruff syrup

You and me are done, Waldmeister.